She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
And then my night got REAL pukey
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
