North Korea, Best Korea!
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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