Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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