Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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