did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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