how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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