once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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