Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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