my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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