we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I fill condoms, not promises.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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