I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Randomize
