I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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