Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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