used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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