I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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