lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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