Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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