i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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