This girl is more easily done than said...
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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