We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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