Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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