yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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