Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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