On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i dont even know how to be here
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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