If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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