if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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