we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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