So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
it's like heaven, but drunker
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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