On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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