just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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