ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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