She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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