they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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