i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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