I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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