dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I just gargled with NyQuil
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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