Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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