okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Randomize
