Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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