Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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