Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
