You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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