white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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