How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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