yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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