How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
