The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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