She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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