if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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