You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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