No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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