After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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