tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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