but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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